Bosses boss is in town - just finished a Potbelly's turkey sandwich, dusted 6 little cookies, followed up by a big M%26amp;M cookie, and now its time for dinner.
I'm stuffed, can't breath, but I can have a 22oz filet on the company @ Gibson's, Morton's, Ruth's Chris or Chicago Chop.
Should I;
1 - have a salad, risking the obvious sissified appearance, but allowing some breathing room, and not sinning, or
2 - force the 22oz filet down with a big smile, knowing I'm likely going to burst, and am being a glutton, and likely sinning?
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High 5!Gluttony being a sin, how would you handle...?
With a total disregard for either the notion of "sin" or that of avoiding appearing "sissified" by eating a salad.
You've eaten too much. Common sense says, don't eat any more right now. If your job depends on forcing a steak down your gullet to somehow please your boss's boss, you're in the wrong line of work...lol.Gluttony being a sin, how would you handle...?
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What ? You couldn't of ordered a smaller steak? 22 oz of meat at any meal for one person is gluttony.
You should call Jenny Craig! And don't even think about suing when your fat bum cant fit in the car anymore, take responsibility for your actions!Gluttony being a sin, how would you handle...?
The Big Boss?!? Eat the meat! You should have thought about that before the M%26amp;M's.
Eat the filet....diet on Thursday.
3. Toss your cookies to make room for the steak.
EDIT: Cookies ARE sacred. But they can be sacrificed thus making them martyrs. Plus you get to have more later. See???
Bon Appetit
I wouldn't be worrying about sin. I'd be worrying about tossing my cookies at a company dinner! Order the steak, take a couple of bites, and then ask for a doggie bag!
Go make yourself throw up before going out to eat. It will make room in your belly for you to eat more. It works.
Glutony is one of the majore 7 sins.!!!!
but the feast the passover is a commandment to overeat!
if you do overeat, the only sollution is to go on a wilderness hike with only manna and unleavened bread.
I'd go for the salad. not only is gluttony a sin, but your stomach is going to pay for all that food. You'll probably wont get out of the house the next day cause you'll be in the bathroom.
i hate the feeling of being stuffed, it is miserable. Look like the essence of self control and simply say I am on a diet and the salad should be more than enough. You will come off looking like a tower of strength. and not have to be miserable or throw up later.
Ever watch that show the biggest looser? Those men are not ashamed to eat a salad and they have lost 100 pounds or more. That takes strength of character.
Come up for air once in awhile.
But if you already know you're going to have to stuff it down, how much can you possibly enjoy the steak anyway?
Hey, I love to eat myself, but if its going to make me say, "Why did I do that?" it's just not worth it.
Who knows, maybe the bosses boss will be pleased with your sensible as well as frugal approach to this matter.
Either way, enjoy the meal!
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